God Is Oscar Mike…

New Golf Lingo…

UFI = Useless Fucking Information

Dirty Billy = A golfer who can‘t be bothered to use good hygeine

Shack hack = Coughing you get from spending too much time around Dirty Billies in the clubhouse

Wierdo = Anything not recognized, such as a strange bug seen in your golf cart (“Look at this wierdo bug thing”)

Bumblast = To wander aimlessly around the fairway/range/training area

Bumblaster = Someone who wanders aimlessly (see above)

MIR Brigade = Those golfers who are unfortunate enough to be injured and have to form up in the gimp rank behind the rest of the platoon

Kit Bag Drag = What happens when you get kicked off course

Muckle on (to) = To attach yourself to or go with a person/thing/cart (“Go muckle on to the cart girl…”)

Beetle = To scurry or move quickly